Monday, August 2, 2010

Friday Escapade (July 30, 2010)

QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK

A word of wisdom from an Indian proverb :

‘For the friendship of two, the patience of one is required.’

JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "This week in 1944, a bomb intended for Adolf Hitler exploded but failed to kill him. It was a defective device called the Apple iBomb. It would have worked but Hitler was holding it wrong." – Jay Leno

2) "AT&T announced today that they are working on a new app for the iPhone. This one will allow you to make calls." – Jay Leno

POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Pumped petrol at a station in Klang

Within minutes, the car began to “hang”

At the workshop, the mechanic tells you the petrol has been mixed with water

Avoid BHP, this is one petrol that would give your car a lot of bother…..

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