POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
A good lesson to all men not to judge a book by its cover
They met this beautiful woman, thought the search was finally over
Six men were taken in by her beauty, thought she was the perfect lover
Conned by a Female Casanova, now they are all suffering from a financial hangover
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "A JetBlue flight attendant cursed out passengers, grabbed two beers, slid down the chute and took off. The pilots were furious. Those were their last two beers." – Jay Leno
2) “This flight attendant really went crazy. The good news: terrorists are now afraid to fly." – Jay Leno
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. – Zig Zaglar
2) I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom – General George Patton.
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