POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Two billionaires decide to donate half of their money to charity
Of course, they can do that because their wealth borders on absurdity
Maybe, they finally discovered a statement of life they have come to agree
They finally realized the best things in life are actually free!
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "WikiLeaks has 91,000 secret documents, but who has the time to read that? I can barely get through the instructions on a shampoo bottle." – Craig Ferguson (late night show host)
2) "WikiLeaks has posted over 90,000 classified documents about the war in Afghanistan. The Pentagon is outraged, the White House is furious, but British Petroleum is relieved: 'Finally, a leak we had nothing to do with.'" – Jay Leno
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody - Bill Cosby
2) Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations - Edward de Bono
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