Thursday, July 22, 2010

Friday Escapade (July 23, 2010)

QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK

1) A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing - George Bernard Shaw

2) Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It’s quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure - Thomas J. Watson

JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "All of Mel Gibson's troubles could have been avoided if he'd just made those calls with the iPhone 4.
None of them would have gone through." – Jay Leno

2) "Apple will now offer a free iPhone case for all iPhone users. It's not going to help reception, but it protects the iPhone after you throw it against the wall." – Jay Leno

3) "Experts are now saying that these thousands of accidents caused by Toyotas were really driver error. The driver error was buying a Toyota." – Jay Leno

POEM-OF-THE-WEEK

Coming on the heels of The Dark Knight, just opened is “Inception”
Another movie made by Christopher Nolan that is close to perfection
After watching for 2 1/2 hours, you are left with no answers but more questions
Is it real or is it a dream, you are left with nothing but more confusion

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