Monday, July 5, 2010

Friday Escapade (July 2, 2010)

JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK

A man walks by the sea and suddenly hears someone yelling:
- Help, help! I’m drowning, I don’t know how to swim!
He turns around, notices a man drowning, and asks:
- Parla Italiano?
The drowning man says:
- Si, si! Parlo Italiano! Aiuto, per favore!
- You idiot! It would have been better for you to learn how to swim than to learn Italian.

QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK

1) Karpal Singh celebrated his 70th birthday recently. He failed his law examinations three times and took seven years instead of four to complete his law degree in Singapore. “My motto is ‘get up and get on’. And that’s what I have been doing,” he said.

2) If the lessons of history teach us anything, it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

POEM-OF-THE-WEEK

This weekend is the start of the orientation week at our public universities………

Leaving your home and loved ones, your confidence are already sagging

The seniors are eagerly awaiting your arrival, welcoming you with their form of ragging

A week seems like a year, when is this going to end, you will be wailing

The seniors are very happy, they can identify the freshies they want to be marrying

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