POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Now I’m in power, here's a reward for years of close rapport
Take my letterhead, go make your own Letter of Support
Those who complain are filled with envy, a real spoilsport
Once busted, say you don't know me and head to the nearest airport
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, 'It's old age.'
The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day - Robert Frost
2) I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y' - Robert Paul
3) "A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."
- Fred Allen
Friday, August 20, 2010
Friday Escapade (Aug 13, 2010)
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
A good lesson to all men not to judge a book by its cover
They met this beautiful woman, thought the search was finally over
Six men were taken in by her beauty, thought she was the perfect lover
Conned by a Female Casanova, now they are all suffering from a financial hangover
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "A JetBlue flight attendant cursed out passengers, grabbed two beers, slid down the chute and took off. The pilots were furious. Those were their last two beers." – Jay Leno
2) “This flight attendant really went crazy. The good news: terrorists are now afraid to fly." – Jay Leno
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. – Zig Zaglar
2) I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom – General George Patton.
A good lesson to all men not to judge a book by its cover
They met this beautiful woman, thought the search was finally over
Six men were taken in by her beauty, thought she was the perfect lover
Conned by a Female Casanova, now they are all suffering from a financial hangover
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "A JetBlue flight attendant cursed out passengers, grabbed two beers, slid down the chute and took off. The pilots were furious. Those were their last two beers." – Jay Leno
2) “This flight attendant really went crazy. The good news: terrorists are now afraid to fly." – Jay Leno
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. – Zig Zaglar
2) I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom – General George Patton.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Friday Escapade (Aug 6, 2010)
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Two billionaires decide to donate half of their money to charity
Of course, they can do that because their wealth borders on absurdity
Maybe, they finally discovered a statement of life they have come to agree
They finally realized the best things in life are actually free!
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "WikiLeaks has 91,000 secret documents, but who has the time to read that? I can barely get through the instructions on a shampoo bottle." – Craig Ferguson (late night show host)
2) "WikiLeaks has posted over 90,000 classified documents about the war in Afghanistan. The Pentagon is outraged, the White House is furious, but British Petroleum is relieved: 'Finally, a leak we had nothing to do with.'" – Jay Leno
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody - Bill Cosby
2) Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations - Edward de Bono
Two billionaires decide to donate half of their money to charity
Of course, they can do that because their wealth borders on absurdity
Maybe, they finally discovered a statement of life they have come to agree
They finally realized the best things in life are actually free!
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "WikiLeaks has 91,000 secret documents, but who has the time to read that? I can barely get through the instructions on a shampoo bottle." – Craig Ferguson (late night show host)
2) "WikiLeaks has posted over 90,000 classified documents about the war in Afghanistan. The Pentagon is outraged, the White House is furious, but British Petroleum is relieved: 'Finally, a leak we had nothing to do with.'" – Jay Leno
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody - Bill Cosby
2) Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations - Edward de Bono
Monday, August 2, 2010
Friday Escapade (July 30, 2010)
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
A word of wisdom from an Indian proverb :
‘For the friendship of two, the patience of one is required.’
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "This week in 1944, a bomb intended for Adolf Hitler exploded but failed to kill him. It was a defective device called the Apple iBomb. It would have worked but Hitler was holding it wrong." – Jay Leno
2) "AT&T announced today that they are working on a new app for the iPhone. This one will allow you to make calls." – Jay Leno
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Pumped petrol at a station in Klang
Within minutes, the car began to “hang”
At the workshop, the mechanic tells you the petrol has been mixed with water
Avoid BHP, this is one petrol that would give your car a lot of bother…..
A word of wisdom from an Indian proverb :
‘For the friendship of two, the patience of one is required.’
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "This week in 1944, a bomb intended for Adolf Hitler exploded but failed to kill him. It was a defective device called the Apple iBomb. It would have worked but Hitler was holding it wrong." – Jay Leno
2) "AT&T announced today that they are working on a new app for the iPhone. This one will allow you to make calls." – Jay Leno
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Pumped petrol at a station in Klang
Within minutes, the car began to “hang”
At the workshop, the mechanic tells you the petrol has been mixed with water
Avoid BHP, this is one petrol that would give your car a lot of bother…..
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