QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing - George Bernard Shaw
2) Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It’s quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure - Thomas J. Watson
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "All of Mel Gibson's troubles could have been avoided if he'd just made those calls with the iPhone 4.
None of them would have gone through." – Jay Leno
2) "Apple will now offer a free iPhone case for all iPhone users. It's not going to help reception, but it protects the iPhone after you throw it against the wall." – Jay Leno
3) "Experts are now saying that these thousands of accidents caused by Toyotas were really driver error. The driver error was buying a Toyota." – Jay Leno
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Coming on the heels of The Dark Knight, just opened is “Inception”
Another movie made by Christopher Nolan that is close to perfection
After watching for 2 1/2 hours, you are left with no answers but more questions
Is it real or is it a dream, you are left with nothing but more confusion
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Friday Escapade (July 19, 2010)
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) “My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.” ~ Cary Grant
2) “When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." ~ Erma Bombeck (an American humorist)
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine a.m." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine a.m.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine a.m.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine a.m.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
“Fasting month is coming, time to indulge in some keropok lekor
A month for redemption, have to stop buying empat ekor
Breaking fast must be in style, let's go to hotel nikko
A Raya present from the police, here's your belated saman ekor”
1) “My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.” ~ Cary Grant
2) “When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." ~ Erma Bombeck (an American humorist)
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine a.m." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine a.m.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine a.m.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine a.m.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
“Fasting month is coming, time to indulge in some keropok lekor
A month for redemption, have to stop buying empat ekor
Breaking fast must be in style, let's go to hotel nikko
A Raya present from the police, here's your belated saman ekor”
Friday Escapade (July 9, 2010)
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
Two hilarious scenes from the movie, “Knight & Day” :
1) Roy Miller (Tom Cruise) : “Nobody follows us or I kill myself and then her!”
2) Roy Miller : Some people are gonna come looking for you now.
June Havens (Cameron Diaz) : Why?
Roy Miller : They'll tell you I'm mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing.
June Havens : I'm already convinced.
WORLD-CUP-QUOTES
1) "It didn't affect my digestion, the pancakes were very good, but there was real disappointment" -- Florent Malouda describes the moment he found out he wouldn't be starting for France against Uruguay.
2) "I shall resume drinking only when Germany lifts the Cup. No one can lure me to consume alcohol before that" -- Teetotal Indian grocery store owner Putul Bora buried a bottle of whisky in his garden the day after Bulgaria put Germany, his favorite team, out of the 1994 World Cup, but will have to wait at least another four years before digging it up now.
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) An exercise covering 26 million can be deemed as colossus
As two strangers approach you, hold on to your purses
Standing at your gate, you hear them call "Hello, missus"
More dogs will be barking in the neighborhood, it's the start of our national census
2) An exciting final between Holland and Spain
After 90 mins, who will be feeling the pain
Whoever wins will be dancing in the rain
My bet is Sneijder will be patting his bald head again!!
Two hilarious scenes from the movie, “Knight & Day” :
1) Roy Miller (Tom Cruise) : “Nobody follows us or I kill myself and then her!”
2) Roy Miller : Some people are gonna come looking for you now.
June Havens (Cameron Diaz) : Why?
Roy Miller : They'll tell you I'm mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing.
June Havens : I'm already convinced.
WORLD-CUP-QUOTES
1) "It didn't affect my digestion, the pancakes were very good, but there was real disappointment" -- Florent Malouda describes the moment he found out he wouldn't be starting for France against Uruguay.
2) "I shall resume drinking only when Germany lifts the Cup. No one can lure me to consume alcohol before that" -- Teetotal Indian grocery store owner Putul Bora buried a bottle of whisky in his garden the day after Bulgaria put Germany, his favorite team, out of the 1994 World Cup, but will have to wait at least another four years before digging it up now.
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) An exercise covering 26 million can be deemed as colossus
As two strangers approach you, hold on to your purses
Standing at your gate, you hear them call "Hello, missus"
More dogs will be barking in the neighborhood, it's the start of our national census
2) An exciting final between Holland and Spain
After 90 mins, who will be feeling the pain
Whoever wins will be dancing in the rain
My bet is Sneijder will be patting his bald head again!!
Monday, July 5, 2010
Friday Escapade (July 2, 2010)
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
A man walks by the sea and suddenly hears someone yelling:
- Help, help! I’m drowning, I don’t know how to swim!
He turns around, notices a man drowning, and asks:
- Parla Italiano?
The drowning man says:
- Si, si! Parlo Italiano! Aiuto, per favore!
- You idiot! It would have been better for you to learn how to swim than to learn Italian.
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Karpal Singh celebrated his 70th birthday recently. He failed his law examinations three times and took seven years instead of four to complete his law degree in Singapore. “My motto is ‘get up and get on’. And that’s what I have been doing,” he said.
2) If the lessons of history teach us anything, it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
This weekend is the start of the orientation week at our public universities………
Leaving your home and loved ones, your confidence are already sagging
The seniors are eagerly awaiting your arrival, welcoming you with their form of ragging
A week seems like a year, when is this going to end, you will be wailing
The seniors are very happy, they can identify the freshies they want to be marrying
A man walks by the sea and suddenly hears someone yelling:
- Help, help! I’m drowning, I don’t know how to swim!
He turns around, notices a man drowning, and asks:
- Parla Italiano?
The drowning man says:
- Si, si! Parlo Italiano! Aiuto, per favore!
- You idiot! It would have been better for you to learn how to swim than to learn Italian.
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Karpal Singh celebrated his 70th birthday recently. He failed his law examinations three times and took seven years instead of four to complete his law degree in Singapore. “My motto is ‘get up and get on’. And that’s what I have been doing,” he said.
2) If the lessons of history teach us anything, it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
This weekend is the start of the orientation week at our public universities………
Leaving your home and loved ones, your confidence are already sagging
The seniors are eagerly awaiting your arrival, welcoming you with their form of ragging
A week seems like a year, when is this going to end, you will be wailing
The seniors are very happy, they can identify the freshies they want to be marrying
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