QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) “I am Jose Mourinho and I arrive here with all my qualities and my defects. The strength of my teams is the team - not individual players or the coach. If they all recognize this, it will not be difficult to get results.” – Jose Mourinho, after being appointed the new manager of Real Madrid.
2) “The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don’t do anything about it” – Albert Einstein
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "This oil spill in the Gulf is affecting everybody. In fact, when I went to lunch this weekend and ordered the sea bass, they asked if I wanted it regular or unleaded." —David Letterman
2) "British Petroleum said today that if this spill gets worse, they may soon have to start drilling for water." — Jay Leno
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) A teacher in Terengganu was sharing about the secret of his success – reading & sex
A teacher who thinks in class or in bed, he's the best
By asking for it every night, he would settle for nothing less
Making claims of his sexual prowess that no one can attest
His wife might soon be telling him, "Sayang, tonight I need a rest!
2) President Obama is getting upset with BP……………
Another month goes by, they still can't contain the big oil spill
Such an environmental disaster, only BP can pay the bill
Nothing has been able to plug the leak, not even a strategy called "top kill"
No wonder President Obama is angry as thousand of barrels of petroleum are leaking into the sea still
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