Friday Escapade (June 11, 2010)

POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK

1) The World Cup is starting tonight……….

After four years of waiting, the World Cup is about to start

In every group, the standard of each team is not far apart

A team with a German coach, my dark horse is Switzerland,

Ottmar Hiztfield his name, my prediction is a final with Holland


2) The 10th Malaysia Plan was unveiled yesterday………….

One look at the public transport, it is a complete shambles

No connectivty, taking public transport is asking for trouble

Spending RM35 billion for a MRT, who will be accountable

But remember, this is Malaysia, when it comes to spending your taxes, nothing is impossible


JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK

1) "The only commercial airline in Iraq, Iraqi Airways, folded this week. The CEO of Iraqi Airlines said the company could not survive in a market where everybody in the country is on the no-fly list." – Jay Leno


2) The BP oil spill turned 50 days old today. If you get it a cake, don’t light the candles." – Jimmy Kimmel

QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK

1) I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed - Michael Jordan

2) I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot… when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result. – Michael Jordan