QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
Since it’s the World Cup season, here are more football quotes :
1) “When I go to the press conference before the game, in my mind the game has already started.” “And when I go to the press conference after the game, the game has not finished yet.” – Jose Mourinho
2) "I'm disgusted, and we owe it to ourselves to beat South Africa, but as for miracles, I don't believe in them too much." – French captain, Patrice Evra, after their 2-0 loss to Mexico this morning.
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "Hey, here's an amazing story. A 52-year-old construction worker — a guy from right here in California — was arrested in Pakistan today, armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword. He said he was on a mission to capture Osama bin Laden. Hey, at least somebody's looking for the guy. Give him credit." – Jay Leno
2) "The first big match of the World Cup is the U.S. vs. Britain. The loser has to clean up the Gulf." – Jay Leno
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Pudu Prison wall to come down………
A national heritage now reduced to an unwanted wall
Only meaningful to those appreciate what they saw
Appealing voices are heard, “stop it!” you could hear their call
A wider road and an underpass are all it takes for this once great monument to fall…..
2) Furious Indian wife slices off husband’s penis….
What a painful lesson for a husband who has had too many affairs
Armed with a kitchen knife, his wife caused more pain than he could bear
The sight of something sharp around the waist will soon send every man quivering with fear
Philandering husbands will now need another type of protection to shield the one thing they hold dear
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