QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Life’s best lessons are learned at the worst times
2)"Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind." --- Samuel T. Coleridge (a famous poet)
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "The U.S. Navy announced this week they are now using sea lions to fight terrorism. They did a drill this week where they hid a bomb underwater. A trained sea lion found the bomb in less than a minute. The bad news? He then balanced the bomb on his nose, threw it back at the trainer." – Jay Leno
2) "Well, folks, it seems that oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, much worse than British Petroleum first reported. You know how bad it is? Yesterday, I checked the oil in my car, had seawater on it." – Jay Leno
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) The winner of American Idol will be announced today………
A day of reckoning for the American Idol finalists
The winner will be the one record companies will enlist
The final two have always been on everybody’s favorite list
Whoever wins, Crystal Bowersox and Lee Dewyze will be popular artists
2) Salesgirl loses RM19,400 to chase away evil spirits
Despite all the publicity in the papers, there have been too many such cases
Imagine a girls losing SG$8k to a friend for bomoh services
Told she was possessed by evil spirits, now who has red faces
This is a lesson to all girls, for placing their faith in all the wrong places
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