QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in awhile and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy - George Horace Lorimer
2) “I pray a lot. I am a Catholic. I believe in God. I try to be a good man so He can have a bit of time to give me a hand when I need it” – Jose Mourinho (Inter Milan football coach preparing for the Champions League Final this weekend)
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico." – Jay Leno
2) "British Petroleum is starting to get a little defensive. Have you heard their new slogan?
'Yeah, like you never spilled anything before.'" – Jay Leno
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Again, Malaysia failed to win the Thomas Cup
So, another failed Thomas Cup campaign after all the hullabaloo
18 years and counting, tipping Malaysia to win made you sound like a cuckoo
When expectations are high, hoping Malaysia to win is almost a taboo
Just like the Olympics, when faced with Lin Dan, Chong Wei again met his Waterloo
2) Matt Harvey has been appointed the official poet for the Wimbledon tennis tournament
A tennis tournament filled with tradition and history
After breaking the Grand Slam record, Roger Federer has nothing more to worry
On his favorite surface, whoever drawn against him will be feeling sorry
Matt Harvey will be writing his poems to describe the daily events in all its glory
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