Thursday, September 2, 2010

Friday Escapade (Aug 27, 2010)

POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
On Thursday, The Star reported that Men in polygamous unions are happier than their wives, according to a quantitative survey on polygamy among Muslims

Of course, men are happier when they practice polygamy

Secrets affairs would only lead to more infamy

How he treats his wives equally is a big mystery

Regardless of what he says, deep inside he says "this is all for me"

JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "In 'The Expendables,' Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger beat up Sylvester Stallone for convincing them to invest in Planet Hollywood." – Craig Ferguson

2) "Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand because she didn't have a license. Officials haven't issued a statement yet. They're busy popping balloon animals and stomping on sand castles." – Craig Ferguson

QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. – Henry David Thoreau

2) Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac! - George Carlin

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