POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
A woman gave birth to her pre-term baby to avoid Hungry Ghost Festival
“A woman gave birth to a baby a few days early last month
The actual reason, everybody knows and the parents are not even keeping mum
Modern times we might live in, but superstitions, not everyone has none
One of the recipients of this mail was actually born in the 7th Month, now guess which one?”
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
2) Getting married is like going to the restaurant. You order what you want. When you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "He is a bit old." - Fabio Capello, England’s football coach, saying he doesn't plan to pick David Beckham, 35, for any more competitive matches.
2) "It's a good thing to be old, because that means you haven't died yet, right?" - Actress Penelope Cruz said this week
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