JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "Because of the success of 'Toy Story 3,' Pixar is now rushing ahead with its plans to do a sequel to one of its most popular movies, presented by BP. It's BP presents 'Try Finding Nemo Now.'" – Jay Leno
2)"Tony Hayward (CEO of BP) is on a yacht. Where are the Somali pirates when you need them?" – Jay Leno
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "Always the players think individually, I have to think about the team, it's important. When you speak you have to be careful. I respect Joe Cole. But he is one of the 23 players I have here. – Fabio Capello, England’s coach before the match against Slovenia.
2) “On Wednesday, my voice did get a little dry, but I have drunk plenty today and it feels good. I travel Economy, so seven hours sitting still on court is nothing." –Mohamed Lahyani, the umpire of the longest match in tennis history (pls see below)
A MOMENT-IN-TIME POEM
1) The longest match in tennis history between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut finally ended at Wimbledon yesterday…..after playing for 11 hours and 5 mins, stretching over 3 days. (John Isner won 6-4, 3-6, 6-7 (7-9), 7-6 (7-3), 70-68 (!!!))
A glance at the scoreboard can’t even begin to tell the whole story
When the match finally ended, the two players had already made tennis history
Eleven hours on court, two tennis players battled and fought like true gladiators
John Isner and Nicolas Mahut have proven they are truly the best competitors
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Friday Escapade (June 18, 2010)
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
Since it’s the World Cup season, here are more football quotes :
1) “When I go to the press conference before the game, in my mind the game has already started.” “And when I go to the press conference after the game, the game has not finished yet.” – Jose Mourinho
2) "I'm disgusted, and we owe it to ourselves to beat South Africa, but as for miracles, I don't believe in them too much." – French captain, Patrice Evra, after their 2-0 loss to Mexico this morning.
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "Hey, here's an amazing story. A 52-year-old construction worker — a guy from right here in California — was arrested in Pakistan today, armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword. He said he was on a mission to capture Osama bin Laden. Hey, at least somebody's looking for the guy. Give him credit." – Jay Leno
2) "The first big match of the World Cup is the U.S. vs. Britain. The loser has to clean up the Gulf." – Jay Leno
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Pudu Prison wall to come down………
A national heritage now reduced to an unwanted wall
Only meaningful to those appreciate what they saw
Appealing voices are heard, “stop it!” you could hear their call
A wider road and an underpass are all it takes for this once great monument to fall…..
2) Furious Indian wife slices off husband’s penis….
What a painful lesson for a husband who has had too many affairs
Armed with a kitchen knife, his wife caused more pain than he could bear
The sight of something sharp around the waist will soon send every man quivering with fear
Philandering husbands will now need another type of protection to shield the one thing they hold dear
Since it’s the World Cup season, here are more football quotes :
1) “When I go to the press conference before the game, in my mind the game has already started.” “And when I go to the press conference after the game, the game has not finished yet.” – Jose Mourinho
2) "I'm disgusted, and we owe it to ourselves to beat South Africa, but as for miracles, I don't believe in them too much." – French captain, Patrice Evra, after their 2-0 loss to Mexico this morning.
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "Hey, here's an amazing story. A 52-year-old construction worker — a guy from right here in California — was arrested in Pakistan today, armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword. He said he was on a mission to capture Osama bin Laden. Hey, at least somebody's looking for the guy. Give him credit." – Jay Leno
2) "The first big match of the World Cup is the U.S. vs. Britain. The loser has to clean up the Gulf." – Jay Leno
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Pudu Prison wall to come down………
A national heritage now reduced to an unwanted wall
Only meaningful to those appreciate what they saw
Appealing voices are heard, “stop it!” you could hear their call
A wider road and an underpass are all it takes for this once great monument to fall…..
2) Furious Indian wife slices off husband’s penis….
What a painful lesson for a husband who has had too many affairs
Armed with a kitchen knife, his wife caused more pain than he could bear
The sight of something sharp around the waist will soon send every man quivering with fear
Philandering husbands will now need another type of protection to shield the one thing they hold dear
Friday Escapade (June 11, 2010)
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) The World Cup is starting tonight……….
After four years of waiting, the World Cup is about to start
In every group, the standard of each team is not far apart
A team with a German coach, my dark horse is Switzerland,
Ottmar Hiztfield his name, my prediction is a final with Holland
2) The 10th Malaysia Plan was unveiled yesterday………….
One look at the public transport, it is a complete shambles
No connectivty, taking public transport is asking for trouble
Spending RM35 billion for a MRT, who will be accountable
But remember, this is Malaysia, when it comes to spending your taxes, nothing is impossible
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "The only commercial airline in Iraq, Iraqi Airways, folded this week. The CEO of Iraqi Airlines said the company could not survive in a market where everybody in the country is on the no-fly list." – Jay Leno
2) The BP oil spill turned 50 days old today. If you get it a cake, don’t light the candles." – Jimmy Kimmel
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed - Michael Jordan
2) I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot… when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result. – Michael Jordan
1) The World Cup is starting tonight……….
After four years of waiting, the World Cup is about to start
In every group, the standard of each team is not far apart
A team with a German coach, my dark horse is Switzerland,
Ottmar Hiztfield his name, my prediction is a final with Holland
2) The 10th Malaysia Plan was unveiled yesterday………….
One look at the public transport, it is a complete shambles
No connectivty, taking public transport is asking for trouble
Spending RM35 billion for a MRT, who will be accountable
But remember, this is Malaysia, when it comes to spending your taxes, nothing is impossible
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "The only commercial airline in Iraq, Iraqi Airways, folded this week. The CEO of Iraqi Airlines said the company could not survive in a market where everybody in the country is on the no-fly list." – Jay Leno
2) The BP oil spill turned 50 days old today. If you get it a cake, don’t light the candles." – Jimmy Kimmel
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed - Michael Jordan
2) I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot… when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result. – Michael Jordan
Friday, June 4, 2010
Friday Escapade (June 4, 2010)
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) “I am Jose Mourinho and I arrive here with all my qualities and my defects. The strength of my teams is the team - not individual players or the coach. If they all recognize this, it will not be difficult to get results.” – Jose Mourinho, after being appointed the new manager of Real Madrid.
2) “The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don’t do anything about it” – Albert Einstein
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "This oil spill in the Gulf is affecting everybody. In fact, when I went to lunch this weekend and ordered the sea bass, they asked if I wanted it regular or unleaded." —David Letterman
2) "British Petroleum said today that if this spill gets worse, they may soon have to start drilling for water." — Jay Leno
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) A teacher in Terengganu was sharing about the secret of his success – reading & sex
A teacher who thinks in class or in bed, he's the best
By asking for it every night, he would settle for nothing less
Making claims of his sexual prowess that no one can attest
His wife might soon be telling him, "Sayang, tonight I need a rest!
2) President Obama is getting upset with BP……………
Another month goes by, they still can't contain the big oil spill
Such an environmental disaster, only BP can pay the bill
Nothing has been able to plug the leak, not even a strategy called "top kill"
No wonder President Obama is angry as thousand of barrels of petroleum are leaking into the sea still
1) “I am Jose Mourinho and I arrive here with all my qualities and my defects. The strength of my teams is the team - not individual players or the coach. If they all recognize this, it will not be difficult to get results.” – Jose Mourinho, after being appointed the new manager of Real Madrid.
2) “The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don’t do anything about it” – Albert Einstein
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "This oil spill in the Gulf is affecting everybody. In fact, when I went to lunch this weekend and ordered the sea bass, they asked if I wanted it regular or unleaded." —David Letterman
2) "British Petroleum said today that if this spill gets worse, they may soon have to start drilling for water." — Jay Leno
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) A teacher in Terengganu was sharing about the secret of his success – reading & sex
A teacher who thinks in class or in bed, he's the best
By asking for it every night, he would settle for nothing less
Making claims of his sexual prowess that no one can attest
His wife might soon be telling him, "Sayang, tonight I need a rest!
2) President Obama is getting upset with BP……………
Another month goes by, they still can't contain the big oil spill
Such an environmental disaster, only BP can pay the bill
Nothing has been able to plug the leak, not even a strategy called "top kill"
No wonder President Obama is angry as thousand of barrels of petroleum are leaking into the sea still
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