POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
A woman gave birth to her pre-term baby to avoid Hungry Ghost Festival
“A woman gave birth to a baby a few days early last month
The actual reason, everybody knows and the parents are not even keeping mum
Modern times we might live in, but superstitions, not everyone has none
One of the recipients of this mail was actually born in the 7th Month, now guess which one?”
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
2) Getting married is like going to the restaurant. You order what you want. When you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "He is a bit old." - Fabio Capello, England’s football coach, saying he doesn't plan to pick David Beckham, 35, for any more competitive matches.
2) "It's a good thing to be old, because that means you haven't died yet, right?" - Actress Penelope Cruz said this week
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Friday Escapade (Aug 27, 2010)
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
On Thursday, The Star reported that Men in polygamous unions are happier than their wives, according to a quantitative survey on polygamy among Muslims
Of course, men are happier when they practice polygamy
Secrets affairs would only lead to more infamy
How he treats his wives equally is a big mystery
Regardless of what he says, deep inside he says "this is all for me"
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "In 'The Expendables,' Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger beat up Sylvester Stallone for convincing them to invest in Planet Hollywood." – Craig Ferguson
2) "Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand because she didn't have a license. Officials haven't issued a statement yet. They're busy popping balloon animals and stomping on sand castles." – Craig Ferguson
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. – Henry David Thoreau
2) Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac! - George Carlin
On Thursday, The Star reported that Men in polygamous unions are happier than their wives, according to a quantitative survey on polygamy among Muslims
Of course, men are happier when they practice polygamy
Secrets affairs would only lead to more infamy
How he treats his wives equally is a big mystery
Regardless of what he says, deep inside he says "this is all for me"
JOKES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "In 'The Expendables,' Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger beat up Sylvester Stallone for convincing them to invest in Planet Hollywood." – Craig Ferguson
2) "Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand because she didn't have a license. Officials haven't issued a statement yet. They're busy popping balloon animals and stomping on sand castles." – Craig Ferguson
QUOTES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. – Henry David Thoreau
2) Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac! - George Carlin
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