QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
"Every single press conference is even worse than the last one. He's talking about things that he doesn't know. And some people cannot see a priest on a mountain of sugar.” – the war of words continues between Rafa Benitez (former Liverpool manager) and Roy Hodgson (current Liverpool manager)
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
So ya know, I've been taking these kung-fu classes lately. I must say, they are great. Teach you how to be as powerful as a tiger, as quick as a monkey, as smart as a dragon. Why just the other day, these guys came up to me with a knife and demanded money. So, I turned into a chicken and ran!!!!!!
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Into the holiday season, it starts with the Festival of Lights
Another holiday, falls on a Friday some more, what sheer delight
Time to sit back and relax, there are three days before Monday is in sight
Hey, what do you know, there is another holiday waiting for us in a fortnight …..
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