Some very interesting stories this week, home and abroad…………
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen” – Conan O’Brien on his final “Tonight Show”
STORY-OF-THE-WEEK
This is an obvious choice :
A student in New Zealand has auctioned her virginity to a stranger to help fund her university tuition fees.
The 19-year-old offered her virginity to the highest bidder in an online auction on the www.ineed.co.nz Web site after she found herself desperate for money.
The student, who called herself "Unigirl," said that she was delighted with the outcome and thanked auction participants who had bid more than she expected.
"Thank you to the more than 30,000 people who viewed my ad and to the more than 1,200 offers made," she said on the auction site yesterday. "I have accepted an offer in excess of $NZ45,000, which is way beyond what I dreamt."
The woman said that she had never been in a sexual relationship. She described herself as attractive, fit and healthy but desperate for money to pay university fees. She offered her virginity to the highest bidder “as long as all personal safety aspects are observed” and with full awareness of "possible consequences."
POEMS-OF-THE-WEEK
1) More scandals are discovered in our Armed Forces……..
The number of scandals in this country can be compiled into a booklet
Army personnel are now found selling defence secrets to expand their wallets
If this happens in China, they will be facing the bullet
But this is Malaysia, a country that seems to be going down the toilet
2) If you are celebrating Valentine’s Day, here an “advisory note” on the do & don’ts…….
Don’t be a “chepo” by going to a budget hotel for your Valentine’s dinner
The religious officers are on the loose and will hunt down any would-be sinner
If they knock on your door, be prepared to sprint like a world-class runner
With a pantyless partner, just go to a 5-star hotel instead and you will emerge the next morning a big and happy winner!
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