QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
"Every single press conference is even worse than the last one. He's talking about things that he doesn't know. And some people cannot see a priest on a mountain of sugar.” – the war of words continues between Rafa Benitez (former Liverpool manager) and Roy Hodgson (current Liverpool manager)
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
So ya know, I've been taking these kung-fu classes lately. I must say, they are great. Teach you how to be as powerful as a tiger, as quick as a monkey, as smart as a dragon. Why just the other day, these guys came up to me with a knife and demanded money. So, I turned into a chicken and ran!!!!!!
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Into the holiday season, it starts with the Festival of Lights
Another holiday, falls on a Friday some more, what sheer delight
Time to sit back and relax, there are three days before Monday is in sight
Hey, what do you know, there is another holiday waiting for us in a fortnight …..
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Friday Escapade (Oct 29, 2010)
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
Steve Bruce, the manager of Sunderland, remains an admirer of Sir Alex Ferguson, 68, and the way he has built on his former club’s (Manchester United) attacking traditions over the last 24 years.
“I still call him boss, he’s the boss,” Bruce added. “He calls himself the boss as well just to make sure you don’t get carried away.”
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
"Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late." – David Letterman
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
aaah……..today is our RMD Dinner day !!
Asked to wear the polka dot again after 30 years, she might say "Never"
Those were the days when men from RMD were dancing to "Thriller"
The one who suggested RMD guys to wear check shirts now looks extremely "Clever"
Come on girls, let's go back in time and relive your youth for the sake of our RMD “Dinner” !!
Steve Bruce, the manager of Sunderland, remains an admirer of Sir Alex Ferguson, 68, and the way he has built on his former club’s (Manchester United) attacking traditions over the last 24 years.
“I still call him boss, he’s the boss,” Bruce added. “He calls himself the boss as well just to make sure you don’t get carried away.”
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
"Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late." – David Letterman
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
aaah……..today is our RMD Dinner day !!
Asked to wear the polka dot again after 30 years, she might say "Never"
Those were the days when men from RMD were dancing to "Thriller"
The one who suggested RMD guys to wear check shirts now looks extremely "Clever"
Come on girls, let's go back in time and relive your youth for the sake of our RMD “Dinner” !!
Friday Escapade (Oct 8, 2010)
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then pay very close attention to that basket. – Warren Buffett
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
"Donald Trump may run president. Is that a good idea?
Haven't enough Americans already been told, 'You're fired'? – Jay Leno
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
A perfect love story to end the week……..
“Childhood sweethearts tie the knot 53 years later”
A story that over the next hundred years, could never get stale
A story where after 53 years, this man finally found his holy grail
An amazing story that could have come out of a fairy tale
An amazing story of what fate holds for you when everything else fails
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then pay very close attention to that basket. – Warren Buffett
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
"Donald Trump may run president. Is that a good idea?
Haven't enough Americans already been told, 'You're fired'? – Jay Leno
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
A perfect love story to end the week……..
“Childhood sweethearts tie the knot 53 years later”
A story that over the next hundred years, could never get stale
A story where after 53 years, this man finally found his holy grail
An amazing story that could have come out of a fairy tale
An amazing story of what fate holds for you when everything else fails
Friday Escapade (Oct 1, 2010)
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
Found this really meaningful quote in the Berita UOB # 19
"We reap a reward merely in the act of helping others.
We never know how, or if, that reward will come back to us.
Helping is the reward; none other is needed nor better.“
~ Terry Goodkind, author
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Mario went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted he younger man on the shoulder. “Yes, Mario,” he said kindly, “I know you can’t get married on the salary I’m paying you… and some day you’ll thank me for it.”
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Slogging for a living for years, when is this going to end, this misery
Finding a way to escape from this mundane cycle of life is still a mystery
Buying 4D three times a week, thought of hitting the jackpot is just plain foolery
But dreams do come true after all as someone did manage to win RM47M in a lottery
Found this really meaningful quote in the Berita UOB # 19
"We reap a reward merely in the act of helping others.
We never know how, or if, that reward will come back to us.
Helping is the reward; none other is needed nor better.“
~ Terry Goodkind, author
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Mario went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted he younger man on the shoulder. “Yes, Mario,” he said kindly, “I know you can’t get married on the salary I’m paying you… and some day you’ll thank me for it.”
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Slogging for a living for years, when is this going to end, this misery
Finding a way to escape from this mundane cycle of life is still a mystery
Buying 4D three times a week, thought of hitting the jackpot is just plain foolery
But dreams do come true after all as someone did manage to win RM47M in a lottery
Friday Escapade (Sept 24, 2010)
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Sex and the ‘money boys’ in the city - they are referred to as “money boys” and they serve sex to other men.
This is no laughing matter, no - this is not a lark
Right in front of our office is our own Jurassic Park
No dinosaurs are in sight, instead some unnatural service is their trademark
Just for RM80, these boys will gladly welcome you to Jalan Raja Laut’s new hallmark
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "Economic experts say the recession is over. Earlier today, they were popping champagne at the unemployment office." – David Letterman
2) "An openly gay Saudi Arabian diplomat is seeking asylum here in the U.S. His reason: he's an openly gay diplomat from Saudi Arabia." – Jay Leno
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
"If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If you want happiness for a month -- get married. If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime -- help someone else." - Chinese Proverb
Sex and the ‘money boys’ in the city - they are referred to as “money boys” and they serve sex to other men.
This is no laughing matter, no - this is not a lark
Right in front of our office is our own Jurassic Park
No dinosaurs are in sight, instead some unnatural service is their trademark
Just for RM80, these boys will gladly welcome you to Jalan Raja Laut’s new hallmark
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "Economic experts say the recession is over. Earlier today, they were popping champagne at the unemployment office." – David Letterman
2) "An openly gay Saudi Arabian diplomat is seeking asylum here in the U.S. His reason: he's an openly gay diplomat from Saudi Arabia." – Jay Leno
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
"If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If you want happiness for a month -- get married. If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime -- help someone else." - Chinese Proverb
Friday Escapade (Sept 17, 2010)
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
Someone coming to KL might have thought something was amiss
No traffic jams for a week, what a heavenly bliss
Until the next long holidays, this is something KL people will miss
By Monday, it’s back to reality and the end of the your 1-week driving peace
MOVIES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) The Other Guys – Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg – a comedy with guest stars like Samuel L Jackson, The Rock, etc.
2) The DEVIL – M Night Shymalan’s back to what he does best – horror movie with a twist in the end !
3) The Expendables – if you like a high dead body count & the main stars can still escape unhurt despite being shot hundreds of times….
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "There was no Koran burning on Saturday. Apparently that dopey pastor, Terry Jones, decided not to burn the Koran when he realized the only copy he had was on his Kindle." – Jay Leno
2) "There was a lot of talk about President Obama not wearing his wedding ring during his press conference on Friday. Boy, the guy spends a couple of hours with Tiger Woods and look what happens." – Jay Leno
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily - Zig Ziglar
Someone coming to KL might have thought something was amiss
No traffic jams for a week, what a heavenly bliss
Until the next long holidays, this is something KL people will miss
By Monday, it’s back to reality and the end of the your 1-week driving peace
MOVIES-OF-THE-WEEK
1) The Other Guys – Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg – a comedy with guest stars like Samuel L Jackson, The Rock, etc.
2) The DEVIL – M Night Shymalan’s back to what he does best – horror movie with a twist in the end !
3) The Expendables – if you like a high dead body count & the main stars can still escape unhurt despite being shot hundreds of times….
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
1) "There was no Koran burning on Saturday. Apparently that dopey pastor, Terry Jones, decided not to burn the Koran when he realized the only copy he had was on his Kindle." – Jay Leno
2) "There was a lot of talk about President Obama not wearing his wedding ring during his press conference on Friday. Boy, the guy spends a couple of hours with Tiger Woods and look what happens." – Jay Leno
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily - Zig Ziglar
Friday Escapade (Sept 10, 2010)
POEM-OF-THE-WEEK
It’s Hari Raya tomorrow and we also have a 3-day break……..
A month of fasting is almost up, how fast time has “melayang”
Time to take out from the cabinet, the most beautiful “selendang”
Among all the delicious cookies, must not forget those crispy “kuih loyang”
Time to go into the kitchen and whip up some delicious “ayam rendang”
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively.
"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit."
"Yes, and it's lucky you have," said the woman, drying her eyes. "I used them to patch the hole."
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
When you temporarily run aground, remember there are no failures in life. There are only results.
Consider the adage : Success is the result of good judgement, good judgement is the result of experience and experience is often the result of bad judgement!” - Anthony Robbins
It’s Hari Raya tomorrow and we also have a 3-day break……..
A month of fasting is almost up, how fast time has “melayang”
Time to take out from the cabinet, the most beautiful “selendang”
Among all the delicious cookies, must not forget those crispy “kuih loyang”
Time to go into the kitchen and whip up some delicious “ayam rendang”
JOKE-OF-THE-WEEK
A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively.
"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit."
"Yes, and it's lucky you have," said the woman, drying her eyes. "I used them to patch the hole."
QUOTE-OF-THE-WEEK
When you temporarily run aground, remember there are no failures in life. There are only results.
Consider the adage : Success is the result of good judgement, good judgement is the result of experience and experience is often the result of bad judgement!” - Anthony Robbins
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